SFW but also NSFW lol I posted this on a adult XXX theme blog that I was running for affiliate marketing purposes…it got a thumbs down. Hahahaha…
Perhaps horny guys just wanna goon while surfing the interwebz, they don’t appreciate the humor. My bad.
Me when someone from high school finds my social media
“I can explain”
The movie referenced is Eyes Wide Shut.
This blog is my Midheaven in Scorpio – as the Midheaven or MC represents your individuality but it is also connected to public life and career in the birth chart. Because it is in Scorpio, my Midheaven is associated with sex, death, rebirth and of course…the occult. Go figure.
I hide in plain sight. If people find me, they find me. But I’d rather be behind the scenes, observing everyone. By the time I reached 11th grade, everyone in high school knew I was the artsy fartsy weirdo anyways.
When you’ve been working on your mind and spirit for so long and now the Universe tells you it’s time to work on your physical body.
“Don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!”
When you’re ascending into 5D consciousness, but your ego has a fat ass:
Unpopular opinion but I really don’t think ego really goes away until we leave our human bodies.
Part of my marketing strategy for Metaphysical Vibes was to do giveaways by giving crystals & stones on occasion; it was a way to gain new followers and potential buyers to become more aware of your business, maybe motivating them to buy something later on. Most of the time though, the people who wanted something for free never really had any money and didn’t have any intention to buy later on.
Just another learning experience.
Spelling is important, yall. Just saying. I would be a fucking millionaire by now everytime someone mispelled “you’re” to me.
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
Slowly posting memes that have been buried deep in my folders, enjoy. Now you know what a huge dork I am ;p
Thursday, April 30 2026 — the moon is in Scorpio for the next couple of days, with the full moon tomorrow (Friday, May 1st). Deep, dark, intense feelings about something or someone will probably come up again.
Sunday, February 1st 2026 — happy full moon in Leo! I hope you feel fired up to do something that lights your soul on fire. Keep going
Sat Jan 3, 2026 — Happy Full Moon in Cancer! May you feel emotionally nurtured tonight. Still my favorite meme so I’m bumping it up.
Some apps along with my personal calendars say the moon is in Sagittarius, others in Capricorn. Shrug if I know BUT I always tend to feel more energized & motivated when the moon is in Sagittarius since it’s my Sun; determined and ‘into my work’ when the moon is in Capricorn (my Mercury).
I don’t have anything to say, as you can see I’ve gone ghost on nearly all my IG accounts or simply deactivated them. It takes so much energy and effort to be on there; I don’t know when I’ll feel motivated to pick up my side projects again.
Introverts gonna introvert I guess…
I just wanted to post this meme as it was buried in my Instagram saves. Credit: @thatcatbobbie
I hope you’re doing well. I’m just here lurking and being on the internets and pondering the next stage of adulthood: do I want a house, or do I want to retire with lots of money? I constantly go between wanting everything and wanting nothing. It’s hard to decide when you’re a Libra moon!
Part of my quote unquote marketing strategy for my online crystal shop was creating my own memes. Even though crystals are the most unique thing you could ever sell (as each piece is literally one of a kind) – in order to connect with your audience and stand out from everyone else, you have to show yourself. This was the hardest part for me and if I had to start over again (which I’m kind of thinking about it) – I would do the same exact thing.
At the time though, it wasn’t even really a marketing strategy as everything I did was just an experiment and ‘just for fun’ of what worked for me and what didn’t.
Sunday 3/29/26: I take it back. Even though my Libra moon likes beautiful things and my Mars in Leo likes to be admired and worshipped, I’m not really a narcissist…although at 48 I’d like to think I still look young. It’s the fish collagen peptides yall.
I want to not care about my looks but let’s be fucking honest, it’s hard not to when you exist in the physical plane.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Edit: The quote and image is from the movie Zoolander.
June 15, 2024
It’s true (at least for me) – that I’m slowly turning into a narcissistic bitch. It’s been happening ever since I started to cam. And yes, I do get a lot of younger men saying they can’t believe I’m 40 something (46 actually).
Sidenote: I’ve been in the adult entertainment industry since 2010 working behind the scenes as a graphic production artist up until 2023. Holy fucking shit. I’ve definitely earned the title of ‘Professional Pervert’, ha.
